Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Dental hygene is important.

Location: My bed area
Listening to: The whirrrrrrr of my laptop
Days til graduation: No clue

I'm sleepy, but I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep (well, actually reading, but that's part of the process) when I got this idea for a post. So here it is:


The Average Girl Version of: Tik Tok by Ke$ha

Wake up in the morning not feeling like anyone in particular,
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna do something of questionable productiveness
Before I leave brush my teeth with my regular toothpaste
'Cause when I leave for the night, I don't want to be a disgusting mess.

I'm talking nail polish on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys occasionally texting our phones, phones

Playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to a party
Hoping my friends aren't too tipsy...

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow someone else's speakers up
Tonight, I'mma try to get along with everyone
Because unnecessary drama is stupid.
Tick tock, on the clock,
Until the party stops because it's my curfew and I have to leave.

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow someone else's speakers up
Tonight, I'mma try to get along with everyone
Because unnecessary drama is stupid.
Tick tock, on the clock,
Until the party stops because it's my curfew and I have to leave.

 I've got lots of cares in this world, and I don't drink beer,
Ain't got no money in my pocket, so I'm stuck at home.
And now the dudes are lining up 'cuz they find our awkwardness amusing
And we'll settle for them if they don't seem like too big of assholes.

I'm talking about everybody hanging out, out
Boys behaving properly,
Which is good, because otherwise this would be awkward.

Now, we go until someone's parents kick us out,
Or Taco Bell closes down
Taco bell closes down, down
T-bell closes

(Repeat chorus x2)

You build me up,
You break me down,
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me.

With my hands up,
I pretend I'm coordinated enough
To dance like this
Even though I'm not.

You build me up,
You break me down,
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me.

With my lack
Of coordination
Of coordination.

Now the party won't stop when I walk in.

(Repeat chorus x2)

That was fun. Have a nice night!

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